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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says 「sorry, we don』t serve food here.」 Belly up to some more bar jokes, here.
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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse.
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What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh. These are the 20 grammar corny jokes every word nerd will appreciate.
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What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Find the funniest joke ever with these daily life jokes you』ll want to share.
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There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, 「Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?」 The other muffin says, 「AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!」
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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
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Why shouldn』t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless. Don』t think that’s the funniest joke ever? These are the one-liners we know you』ll love.
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What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
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If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes. Here are some corny jokes from celebrities.
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After a crime, a detective noted that he thought it was foul play. The other detective said, 「You mean, he was playing with birds?」
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What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
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What did the policeman say to his bellybutton? You』re under a vest.
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Why do people say 「break a leg」 when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast. Can』t get enough of light bulb jokes? Try these 17.
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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
