1
I fail to understand the 「good」 part of 「good morning」.
我就不明白了，「早上好」到底好在哪裡。
2
If robbers even broke into my house and searched for money, I』d just laugh and search with them.
要是有劫匪闖入我的屋子裡找錢，我只會大笑著和他們一起找。
3
Every once in a while I check up on people I hate to make sure I still hate them.
每隔一段時間，我就會核對一遍我討厭的人，確保我仍然恨著他們。
4
I』m waiting for the day that scientists discover a cure for Natural Causes.
我等待著科學家成功治癒「順其自然綜合徵」的那一天。
5
Old people at weddings always poke me and say 「you』re next.」 So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
老人們喜歡在婚禮上戳戳我，並對我說：「下一個就是你啦。」所以，我開始在葬禮上以牙還牙。
6
If I knew I wasn』t going to fall asleep in the last 2 hours, I could have been using the Internet!
早知道花了兩個小時都沒睡著，我本可以好好上上網的。
7
Person is tying…
Person is tying…
Person is tying…
Person is tying…
Person is tying…
Person says:hi
對方正在輸入……
對方正在輸入……
對方正在輸入……
對方正在輸入……
對方正在輸入……
對方說：嗨。
8
Top 4 wishes:
1) To earn money without working.
2) To be smart without studying.
3) To love without being hurt.
4) To eat without getting fat.
四個最想實現的願望：
1. 不勞而獲
2. 不學有術
3. 相愛無傷
4. 狂吃不胖
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